Ambiguity is no fun. Until it's funny.

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Ambiguity & Idiosyncrasies

For those who love the philosophy of ambiguity, as well as the idiosyncrasies of English…

…Enjoy a little wordy nerdy witty wordplay!

• ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA…… FLOOR.
• ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.
• IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?
• I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, “WHERE’S THE SELF- HELP SECTION?” SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.
• WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
• IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
• WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO “GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?”
• WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?
• IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?
• WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?
• WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION TOILETS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL BREAK-IN AND CLEAN THEM?
• IF A…

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